I have
looked repeatedly at RevGals to see where today's Friday Five is. . . . AND
only right now, at 2 pm in Texas, do I realize I am the one in charge! I am
sorry I am so late and forgetful.
That brings
forth all the times I've been late or forgot something. How about you?
When have
you been late or a no-show? When have you forgotten something or someone? Jan
Periodically—in
fact these days it is more the rule than the exception, I forget stuff. I know Jan feels as much a fool as I do when
such things happen. But I am so thankful
that you didn’t come out with this until late.
For us Anglican types, we have been all over the internet with the
Archbishop of Canterbury’s resignation today. I had 174 emails between 8:30 am
and noon. I only now have time to play
with the FF.
1. at church: I overslept once
and got there for the blessing. And I forgot to set my clock last week and
almost was late—that sermon was preached WBC (without benefit of coffee). Not a pretty sight. But we have a worship team that is always
ready to do Morning Prayer if need be.
2. at home: Almost every
day! Getting up, getting dinner, getting
groceries, always emptying the cat box. Thank God we are both retired!
3. at work: See above.
4. with
friends: I forgot to pick someone up at the airport
once. ARGGGGG.
5. ? where
else?: I
forget my keys, billfold, jacket, glasses with such great regularity I now have
a ritual before I leave the house that includes patting pockets and a litany
that keeps me on track. Perhaps I will
set it to music. I know it will be a hit
with the Boomers! And I also forget that
I have forgotten. Isn’t age wonderful???
You young things pay attention: At least we muthahs have an excuse!
3 comments:
I'm so glad you empathize with me! I totally understand all the incidents you've described. I also understand when both members of a couple are retired!
I love the idea of setting the going-out-the-door litany to music. Since I go to a spike church, I'm thinking chant--antiphonal chant, something like this, with the over-50's doing V and everyone else doing R:
V: Do I have my glasses and my keys?
R: Who needs glasses?
V: Where is my billfold?
R: What's a "billfold"?
V: Don't get smart with me, children. This is your future!
R: Wait, I have a text.
And the pocket-patting would be a sort of liturgical dance move.
(with profound bow and a couple of davens) It will work. Deo gratias
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